totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

(via whorville)

vvankinq:

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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(via testicls)

minteh:

"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

(via gekkani)

theglitterfaded:

Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive

(via gekkani)

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(Source: crystalized-snow, via crazy-italian-potato)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: rapexrevenge, via testicls)

bobert101:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

"talk dirty to me"

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awwww did i UPSET YOU???

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You are fucking awesome.

(via gekkani)

Anonymous asked:
Look, I understand you're confident and everything, but put the tub of lard away. No one wants to see it. You're a disgusting fat pig who needs to learn what a vegetable is and maybe eat it so you can loose some fucking weight. Put it away.

panerasexual:

i dont care :)

staff:

wannabeotakuboy:

staff:

say goodbye to ur precious animes 

First of all staff, the plural of anime is anime, no s.

Second of all, how the fuck could you do this? This just isn’t fair. You’re not even educated on anime (you don’t even know the plural..) and yet you’re just taking it away? Why don’t you watch some good anime. I’m sure you’ll change your mind.. Why don’t you try Neon Genesis Avengelion, or a classic like Free! (one of my personal faves)

shut up nerd

(via jtdudeman)

branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

(via inactiveblogger)

kimpossibooty:

OKAY TMI WARNING I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND THE BAR OF SOAP SLIPPED AND SHOT OUT OF MY HANDS AND NAILED ME RIGHT IN THE BALLS AND I FELL OVER IN THE TUB AND COULDN’T BREATHE NEVER BELIEVE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU MEN ARE STRONG WE ARE WEAK WEAK WEAKLINGS AND I NEED HELP

(via testicls)

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi, via onlyifyouwanna)