Irene The Jellybean
I'm Irene, I like books and music and movies and tv shows and clouds.

ignitionremix:

an aesthetic is what they give you before you go into surgery 


ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

(Source: ammarmali)


fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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scottpilgrirn:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED


mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged


ask-theproxytobes:

birdy-b00ty:

forty-two-y:

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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WHY IS YOUR MILK BROWN???

have you never had chocolate milk

I’m dying